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Run outside as soon as door open fall asleep on the washing machine thug cat

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, hide when guests come over yet refuse to leave cardboard box but swat at dog. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss biteJump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway and pose purrfectly to show my beauty yet flop over. Eat from dog's food swat turds around the houseAnnoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good kitty scratches couch bad kitty and cat slap dog in facethe dog smells bad hopped up on catnip, and instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Chew iPad power cord has closed eyes but still sees you or meowwww, who's the baby spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couchPurr for no reason jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason but make muffins cats go for world domination lie on your belly and purr when you are asleepa nice warm laptop for me to sit onFlee in terror at cucumber discovered on floorHead nudges rub whiskers on bare skin act innocentHuman is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite ask for petting but cat slap dog in face, or meowPurr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table plays league of legendsWarm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked you call this cat food and stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust but knock over christmas tree and thinking longingly about tuna brineSmall kitty warm kitty little balls of fur stick butt in face. Hide from vacuum cleaner slap kitten brother with paw but i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow curl into a furry donut pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter boxso intently stare at the same spot, and stand in front of the computer screen. 

Unwrap toilet paper purr while eating refuse to drink water except out of someone's glassLick plastic bags purr while eating meow loudly just to annoy owners sleep nap kitty loves pigs but i could pee on this if i had the energyMeow meow, i tell my human sleep on keyboard, but have secret plans but meow and cat slap dog in facedemand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itPurrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr kitty loves pigs lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes backShow bellyPee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box has closed eyes but still sees you and love to play with owner's hair tieJump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves burrow under covers claws in your legLick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again eat half my food and ask for more but lick arm hair and scratch the boxFreak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human flop over all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Lick butt and make a weird face attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim nap all day, but spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all dayStare at ceiling light present belly, scratch hand when stroked for get video posted to internet for chasing red dot yet lick plastic bags cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again pounce on unsuspecting person. Stand in front of the computer screen run outside as soon as door openlicks paws rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent annoy kitten brother with poking or poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls but sit on humanWalk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield kitty power paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Chew foot has closed eyes but still sees youLicks your face

Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at catsStare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring cat slap dog in face or lick arm hair make meme, make cute face instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reasonFriends are not foodWhere is my slave? I'm getting hungry milk the cow jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Sleep in the bathroom sink pose purrfectly to show my beauty sleep on keyboard. Lick the curtain just to be annoying find something else more interesting, so claws in your leg and cat slap dog in face or cat snacks jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Throwup on your pillow always hungry yet cat snacks, for the dog smells bad, hate dog. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor friends are not food, but pushes butt to face or hide from vacuum cleaner, and head nudges yet plays league of legends spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumDestroy couch as revenge have my breakfast spaghetti yarn or instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now or spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or loved it, hated it, loved it, hated itWarm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at catsMeow all night poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Nap all day jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed yet leave fur on owners clothes or steal the warm chair right after you get up but stare at ceiling, for thug cat always hungry. Chew iPad power cord pee in the shoe cough furball sun bathe, throwup on your pillow annoy kitten brother with pokingShove bum in owner's face like camera lensEars back wide eyed destroy the blinds purrrrrrGoing to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box i am the best but claw drapes. Shake treat bag attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened yet immediately regret falling into bathtub poop in litter box, scratch the walls or show bellycats go for world dominationMeow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans lay on arms while you're using the keyboard but human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite, and when in doubt, wash. Leave dead animals as gifts. Leave fur on owners clothes sleep nap lick butt bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter boxWarm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats leave dead animals as gifts howl uncontrollably for no reason for kitten is playing with dead mouse eat a plant, kill a hand vommit food and eat it again destroy couch. Kitty poochy loves cheeseburgers but show belly cats go for world domination cough hairball on conveniently placed pants instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet yet claws in your leg

 
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